What My Profile Would Look Like If I Were In The Dating Market

(Do people say "Dating Market?")

Where did this idea come from? As I gratefully age, I notice physical changes. Chronic back pain and digestion issues are the biggies. So, I wondered what my dating profile would look like if I was single. (Just a post, hubby. Love ya, babe.)

(Disclaimer: For the sake of comedy, I exaggerate. Hubby wanted me to say that.)

SWF seeking a homebody. (Not a re…