I've tried putting my thumb over the camera while I'm searching around frantically for the Leave button. Love someone's suggestion to shut slap my laptop with a bang.
That taped banana....let him eat the rest. It looks like it's getting brown anyway. Personally I'd go for the chocolate donut. Might need to drop a few zeroes from that price tag though. I know inflation is bad, but that's ridiculous.
OMG.... the Baywatch channel! Gaaaaaagh, I love it. Leaving Zoom... hmmm... Maybe slam your laptop shut? They'll immediately go, "Ok, someone thinks she's Beyonce. Go team!!!" 😂
Well shoot, here I thought I lived in a great city, only to find out it's Palookaville. We have no Ferris wheel. Sigh. Will keep an eye out for Marlon Brando's ghost. That Simpsons video is a keeper. 🙌🏼
Another banana related question: How do husbands manage to fit a whole half of a banana into their mouths without spewing banana pieces all over the place?
Also, you can double your potential content by featuring Funny AF People... just sayin" 😊
1) "why is it that every patient in a hospital is able to yank out the IV without hemorrhaging?" YASSS! This! Agreed. Because you know that's not what happens in real life. Although her screaming like that when taking them out seems accurate. LOL
2) "In every heartfelt scene in a movie or TV show why is there always a snow globe in a box of memories?" SERIOUSLY. Did everyfuckingperson collect snowglobes? Why? You can't play with them and they're a bitch to dust. Just sayin'.
3) I would live in Palookaville with a hawt-as-fuck Marlon Brando any day. Especially if he was still alive and looked like that. For a microsecond, I thought that was Billy Zane and am convinced they're related somehow.
4) Checked out Colby's 'stack and so wanted to laugh. My. Ass. Off while reading that Baywatch post. But I'm at work (even as I type this). As a cinafreak myself, I totally would've subscribed, but he doesn't watch the same type of movies--in the same era--as me. Nothing after 1980? What the what? I can't even...
(1) The Simpsons -- YES; (2) On the Waterfront -- YES; (3) Ferris Wheels -- NO; (4) Banana -- NO -- Hubby should BYOB; (5) IV --- NO -- same reason manic typing and a memory stick can crack any computer network in seconds -- moves the story along (6) Art -- NO; donut & banana give "art" a bad name.
The best part about the "artwork" featuring a banana stuck to the wall with duct tape is that some dude ate it and then taped the peel back to the wall; the weirdest part is that some deranged person actually PAID $120,000 for it! 😳
The Zoom call leaving dance is truly unparalleled, especially when you're the one wrapping things up
And why are the two different Leave buttons? One should be plenty. 😂
The pigeon opened its mouth but the soldiers did not understand what she said. But she one one ANGRY bird for 8 months.
Haha. Love it. Is Angry Birds still a game?
Not anymore. They all took up meditation or medication - not quite sure which one
When leaving a zoom meeting, I've sat totally still so it looks like I've frozen. Then when others have dropped off, I move!
Haha. Fake freeze frame. Love it.
I've tried putting my thumb over the camera while I'm searching around frantically for the Leave button. Love someone's suggestion to shut slap my laptop with a bang.
That taped banana....let him eat the rest. It looks like it's getting brown anyway. Personally I'd go for the chocolate donut. Might need to drop a few zeroes from that price tag though. I know inflation is bad, but that's ridiculous.
Fun post!
Hehe. Great reply. 🥰
Haha, I love the one about the Zoom meeting. It's so true!
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Thanks for the mention 😀
Awesome, hilarious, and yes, I'm trying to come up with answers to ALL of them...... 🤔😆
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OMG.... the Baywatch channel! Gaaaaaagh, I love it. Leaving Zoom... hmmm... Maybe slam your laptop shut? They'll immediately go, "Ok, someone thinks she's Beyonce. Go team!!!" 😂
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The IV one killed me. You're right! Also, those hospital gowns definitely reveal more in real life than they do in the movies.
Zoom cringe. There is no cure.
Chris pointed out that the Leave button always seems to move around. Like playing Whac A Mole. Hehe.
I had this exact Zoom problem today. You’d think they keep moving the “Leave” button the way I can’t seem to ever find it.
Right? That Leave button is like playing Whac a Mole.
Well shoot, here I thought I lived in a great city, only to find out it's Palookaville. We have no Ferris wheel. Sigh. Will keep an eye out for Marlon Brando's ghost. That Simpsons video is a keeper. 🙌🏼
Thx, Tara.
Hehe.
Oh, and that leaning tower. You are so right. Separated at birth, clearly.
Another banana related question: How do husbands manage to fit a whole half of a banana into their mouths without spewing banana pieces all over the place?
Also, you can double your potential content by featuring Funny AF People... just sayin" 😊
Great question.
Yeah. I decided to celebrate women because comedy is such a boys club. Even on Substack.
No judgement. We ladies need to stick together!
1) "why is it that every patient in a hospital is able to yank out the IV without hemorrhaging?" YASSS! This! Agreed. Because you know that's not what happens in real life. Although her screaming like that when taking them out seems accurate. LOL
2) "In every heartfelt scene in a movie or TV show why is there always a snow globe in a box of memories?" SERIOUSLY. Did everyfuckingperson collect snowglobes? Why? You can't play with them and they're a bitch to dust. Just sayin'.
3) I would live in Palookaville with a hawt-as-fuck Marlon Brando any day. Especially if he was still alive and looked like that. For a microsecond, I thought that was Billy Zane and am convinced they're related somehow.
4) Checked out Colby's 'stack and so wanted to laugh. My. Ass. Off while reading that Baywatch post. But I'm at work (even as I type this). As a cinafreak myself, I totally would've subscribed, but he doesn't watch the same type of movies--in the same era--as me. Nothing after 1980? What the what? I can't even...
Love your responses!
Yes, Colby likes a lot of the oldies. His departure was Baywatch but maybe he will review movies post 1980?
Been thinking about you since your last post. 🙏🙏❤️
Appreciated. I think putting that out into the universe helped. A little. Palookaville with Marlon would def be preferable over the Upside Down.
He does look like Billy Zane. Eye liner?
BWAHA! Maybe?
Well that was fun!!! I even read the whole Baywatch post. And I second the recommendation of Alex and Michael!
Thanks for reading!
Thx for reading and commenting!
(1) The Simpsons -- YES; (2) On the Waterfront -- YES; (3) Ferris Wheels -- NO; (4) Banana -- NO -- Hubby should BYOB; (5) IV --- NO -- same reason manic typing and a memory stick can crack any computer network in seconds -- moves the story along (6) Art -- NO; donut & banana give "art" a bad name.
The best part about the "artwork" featuring a banana stuck to the wall with duct tape is that some dude ate it and then taped the peel back to the wall; the weirdest part is that some deranged person actually PAID $120,000 for it! 😳
Exactly. Inquiring minds want to know who bought it.
5. Haha! Good one.
Thx, Mark.
I always get round-trip tickets to Palookaville.
And you’ve only seen On The Waterfront 22 times? Catch up!
Haha. Those flights are always booked up.