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β€œWhat’s an ideal working environment?

I need a cool place to lie down and a nap at least 6 hours a day.”

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Thx for reading and commenting. πŸ₯°πŸ™

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I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed "Interview With A Dog"β€”delightful! The way you personified Apollo was creative and hilarious, making the whole piece incredibly engaging. The quirky and humorous insights into his "job interview" made me chuckle. Your writing style reels you in. Great piece.

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Thx so much, Jon!

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I have no recollection of writing this post or reading the linked article. Could I have butt posted?

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This is so much fun! Apollo should officially be appointed as co-author of this Substack πŸ˜ƒ

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Thx so much, Richa. I think Apollo will make more appearances.

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Now this q&a is unique. Possibly an idea for you and Apollo to create a book.

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I’ve been thinking about that. Thx!πŸ™

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I always said if Moosh could talk he'd sound like Groot. I mean what could he really tell me? So I'd hear "I am Moosh" on a loop. Of course his inflection would give me more information, I'm not totally dense.

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Aw. Groot. Great voice. πŸ₯°

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Beautiful dog! Thought you might want to meet a distant cousin…. https://open.substack.com/pub/randomopinions/p/explaining-to-my-dog-that-ill-be?r=3fnl6n&utm_medium=ios

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Marbles is adorable! Thx for sharing. They know when we go on trips. The suitcase comes out and they know.

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I give my dog quarterly performance evaluations, and when she does well, I rate her as good. Never excellent, because I don’t want her to stop striving to be excellent.

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Awesome. Does she ever give you an upward review?

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No, she only gives me a good, too. It keeps me striving. These quarterly 360 performance reviews can be tough.

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That puppy pic. Oh my HEART! πŸ₯°πŸ˜πŸ€―

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GRACIAS Y FELICES

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FELICES

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Lol... "I REALLY wanted to laugh, but I’m a dog. I don’t have the right hardware for the chortle."

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What a fun post to read!!!! Smiles all around!

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Thx, Janice. πŸ₯°πŸ™

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β€œYo, dude, I know you can’t reach that Great Dane’s asshole, so you just gotta trust that he’s cool.” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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I love the story you wrote in the form of an interview!

I bet his favorite ball is a tennis ball!

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Thx, Kim!

He tears those apart. I have to buy the chew-proof rubber balls.

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Like Kongs!

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