I did pet sitting for a couple of years when I was a digital nomad, and this piece brought it all back. It's wonderful to see the experience from your dog's point for view. Apollo is the best!
"I don’t have the right hardware for the chortle." is the best 😂 and that Apollo's universal currency is "balls". Oh, to come back in the next life as Apollo!
So fun. Apollo has a pretty good life. Gonna check out rover.com the next time we have to board the dog. The bill from commercial boarding seems more like a 5 star hotel bill :) Our dog takes two medications a day now. He is very chill and will let me put my hand in his mouth as long as he gets carrots or cucumbers before and after :)
BWAHA. OMG, I loved his answers and I loved that it was in the voice of The Dude.
Apollo seems more qualified than most of my colleagues - when can he start?
This was fun. Love our animals! 💜
i loved my springer spaniel!!! they are great!
This is soooo clever! I can tell your dog gives you plenty of great material to work with.
“Yo, dude, I know you can’t reach that Great Dane’s asshole, so you just gotta trust that he’s cool.” 😂😂😂 and “I guess
I just like slapstick.”
Every time I felt I couldn't laugh any more I read another line... and laughed some more! Absolutely BRILLIANT, post, Carissa!
Bravo! Brilliant job capturing the mind of the dog
Can’t stop laughing! The puking grass and bile as I race to move Ryder off the carpet, or better yet outside. Check (just yesterday 😂)
And the swallowing of pills!!! Clamping their jaws shut like somehow that will make the pill go down.
I loved this. And Apollo.
The pictures😍😍
I love Apollo’s life purpose and that he says Dude!!
Hilarious! I have 2 cats. In my mind, one has the voice of Marc Maron and the other sounds like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons.
That was fun
I did pet sitting for a couple of years when I was a digital nomad, and this piece brought it all back. It's wonderful to see the experience from your dog's point for view. Apollo is the best!
"I don’t have the right hardware for the chortle." is the best 😂 and that Apollo's universal currency is "balls". Oh, to come back in the next life as Apollo!
Pills are the worst! I’ve been finding success lately camouflaging them in cheese, but those calories add up.
LOVE this.
Am going to copy and paste just for fun. Great post CK. PS: Balls would be my dog's answer as well.
So fun. Apollo has a pretty good life. Gonna check out rover.com the next time we have to board the dog. The bill from commercial boarding seems more like a 5 star hotel bill :) Our dog takes two medications a day now. He is very chill and will let me put my hand in his mouth as long as he gets carrots or cucumbers before and after :)