Why Can't We Fart Out Loud in Public?

And the Stomach Saga

It started with a fart. Well, actually, it was a chocolate bar, a stomachache and then came the flatulence. I was surprised. I hadn’t farted in 7 years-- since I went gluten free (barring the incidental food poisoning or wolfing down a bowl of soup gulping air, the broth creating unwanted gas). I also abstained from processed sugar, corn, soy, dairy, al…